TrolleyBUZZ April 18 2010

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JOHN "Sully" SULLIVAN DARES YOU!!! He dares you not to haul your enormous ass over to PAGE TWO! HE DARES YOU! HE DOUBLE DARES YOU!!! You want to screw with a man who has literally NEVER heard of SUN BLOCK???  NO YOU DO NOT!!! PLAY IT SAFE AND CLICK HERE TO GO TO PAGE TWO!!!

What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for four glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

Back In The Saddle Again I haven't done one of these in awhile.  Sorry. Recently, for reasons I am at a loss to explain, Life just strolled up and punched me in the face. It did not - however - run up behind me and blindside sucker punch me like a cowardly pussy-bitch. Just Saying

MISTER BUCK Shortly after this photo was taken, and only after a meeting with his parents, family, and peers, Mister Buck was promptly shipped off to be used by a company that tests the toxic qualities of cosmetics.

HOLY SHIT Whoops.  Typed what I was thinking again.

LEA'S BIRTHDAY! She arrived with some good friends in tow, relaxed, enjoyed me playing some Van Morrison, and then abruptly started a brutal no-holds-barred bare knuckle fist fight with this man.  And man, he lasted like a minute forty-five before Lea took him out with a savage blast to the temple from one of her razor sharp elbows.  Hmm.  You know, I can't even remember what I did for my birthday...

Sir John Bishop is... THE OLD RAILSPLITTER in "Abraham Lincoln" Limited special engagement tickets on sale now for this unique performance at the Moraine Industrial Park Sheet-Steel Civic Outdoor Stage and Beef Shrine.

Though completely illegal, there is no question that this man's popularity has increased since he began showing a bootleg copy of "Avatar" in his ear.

AHEM... ...suffice to say, if you meet a political nerd of such a profound size and scope that he watches Dayton City Council meetings on public access, and you are a member of the Dayton City Council... TELL A GUY. This person here is such a City Council type person.  Wait a minute. I think I VOTED FOR YOU!!!

The Caitlins One sweet, there on the left, and one not sweet at all, on the right. (note - they both bite)

I know I'm not the only one sick of this guy pointing out that his chin is, in his opinion, his "best feature".

HI KYLE! This is my pal Clara, and she's getting married to a certain sailor named Kyle Harper.  First, we thank him for his service to our country, then we congratulate him for his superior taste in women.  Clara is an angel and she apparently adores you.  Lucky man, and we all wish you the best.  Be careful brother.

Alot going on here.  First off, that girl there in the middle?  It's her birthday.  Then we've got a beautiful woman dressed like Indiana Jones doing the behind the head bunny ears move.  From there, on the left, a person who for some reason has chosen to behave themselves long enough for this photo to be taken.  There in the back Nick has randomly attached himself to this picture by walking by and waving at a key moment.  Then, finally, on the lower left, a Gremlin has crept in and is preparing to eat the flowers.  Whew!

Here we see a lovely couple sharing the ceremonial first date head-butt.

Here we see a stunningly good looking man, posing with his date.

Ok.  Help Me Out Here. Doctor Evil, right?  RIght?  Please, come on, it can't just be me on this...

Sexy, and knows a good web site when she's on one.

Ellie is absolutely beautiful. That in no way will prevent her from stomping a mud-hole in your stupid ass if you get one inch out of line? Savvy?

Actually mentioned that she was mad about people staring at her boobs.  As if, were you to look in her general direction, you'd be able to see anything else.

See that?  See that big ear? That's how Dark Phil finds you so easy when he's hunting you in the dark.

Cutie.

See here pal, these fella's need to talk to you.  I'm not sure what's up, if they're flatfoots, or gumshoes.  I guess they could be private dicks, though the guy on the right did time for and incident where he was a public dick.  Cops, maybe.  Spooks, possibly.  Might be Pinkertons.  Lose affiliation with the KGB?.  All I know is they're looking for you. And they have a photo of you and a goat.

I... um... nothing.  I got nothing.

... what a face, huh?

Does anyone else think George Clooney has lost a little something over the last couple of years?

KEECHLE IS A VICTIM OF FAKE LESBIAN ACTION! And that's tongue going on there. That's a tonsil swap of red hot but bogus girl on girl faux-love.  I can't tell for sure, but she looks like she needs one of this little airplane barf bags.

Anyone want a bird.  I get alot of them.

Both pretending not to be terrified of his hair.

HUMAN HEAD Vs. MY HEAD It's been awhile since I did a Head-to-Head comparison. Again, it's shocking how much larger my massive man-bulb is compared to a human's.

HAVING A GREAT TIME IN HELL! WIsh you were here

Also auditioned for the role of Abe Lincoln. It was decided he brought to much of a "hip-hop vibe" to the role of Honest Abe.

HICKEY BOY Happy as he can be that be met a woman who will latch onto his neck and suck like a rabid Lamprey Eel.

John and Kim stopped by the Big Show, and they laughed and danced and sang, and made out out a little.  It was good to meet em', and I hope they come out again soon.

There's me, Captain Scary, and the delicious Kristi.  Er... woof.

Since the whole Fake Lesbian Smooch thing, everyone's looking at Keechle a little differently.

It's Krystal.

DO YOU NEED TO PAY A VISIT TO THE ZIT PSYCHIC!?! If you've got a job interview or a date or some other important event coming up, do you want to take any chances?  NO!  So get your wooly ass over to THE ZIT PCYCHIC!  She has the magical ability to know the Future Of Your Face, and where when you will be struck down by the vile plague of pimple!  She is... THE ZIT PSYCHIC!

Truth be told, Joe has always found this web site rather boring.

"HI. I am ITCHY."

Karan calls this facial expression his "Panty Peeler". I know mine are coming off.

Feel the rage, the power, the fury of JOHN "SULLY" SULLIVAN'S personal DARE TO YOU!! There.  Feel it?  That's what that is!!!