TrolleyBUZZ April 28 2008

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What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for four glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

It's Nice Out. I think I'll leave it out.

Welcome One And All To... LAUGH YOUR WAY MAKE YOUR OWN JOKE THEATER Here is where YOU can laugh the way YOU want to.  Just read the stupid premise presented below, and then select the stupid punchline from the listed options and LAUGH YOUR WAY! PREMISE "Jason is pensive.  Without getting into the ugly details, he's pretty sure that last night he..." - YOUR PUNCHLINE OPTIONS

1.  Kissed Tomcat. 2.  Crapped The Bar. 3.  Was Taint-Slapped. 4.  Beat A Drifter To Death With A Tube Sock Full Of Roofing Nails.

Jamie just needs to knock it off.  Seriously.  Stop it.

Here's Joe - local stud and all around nice guy - and a lovely woman who apparently thought the whole photo/web site thing was scary, so she asked that her name be withheld.  That, or she just didn't want anyone to know her name was Bonkers McGillicutty.

To be honest, there was a better picture I could have taken about 2 seconds after this one.

Robunda is a dancer.  A very very bad one, but a dancer none the less.

Jim's singing can still cause even his close friends to wince and sometimes actually cry.

Dark Phil Is FAAAAAB - U - LESS!

Meet Seth.  He's a vet, and so we all owe him a great debt.  Thank you for your service to our country buddy.

For some reason Dustin is "puffy" this week.

Bill came out to the show to support his pal Jay, and he appeared to have a fine time at the Revival.

Charles and Badillo.  Either of them could be appearing on America's Most Wanted at any second.

Trent claims to see Haley's Comet, and when people look he steals their beer.

Oh.  Jamie is so hot her own tiny hand is trying to touch her.

Carly stopped by.  That was nice.  Always.

Cody somehow got the idea that he will be paid handsomely for wearing this shirt.

He's back.  That's all you need to know.  Take proper precautions.

Brent enjoys nothing more than new underpants.

BEEF OF THE WEEK Jason Sure, there's a lot of guys out there.  But Jason brings alot of quality features to the mix.  He is a massive nerd, but he's also physically fit.  He is apparently good looking, but he's also intelligent.  He likes to party, but he has excellent hygiene.  What a catch!  How many guys do you know who can go for a 30 mile bike ride, and give you World Of Warcraft advice?  NONE!  That is why Jason is our BEEF OF THE WEEK.

Justin was very happy about the Toby Keith song I played, so YEEHAH!  I think that's how you spell that...?

Just so you ladies know, this is the smile that Doug reserves for his "special" sluts.