TrolleyBUZZ August 29 2007 |
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What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated
to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an
event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon
District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival. It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam
for four glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears
at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously
successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.
We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing,
feeding and mating. It's life, and they're living it. If you go to
the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.
Well, not too much trouble... |
You're The Egg Bad Egg |
Beer Guru Kidnapped! Aaron Held By Bad Beer Jihadists This is especially distressing to me, as Aaron is my beer consultant. We're not sure who is behind this, they've only sent this photo and a threat that if the Trolley keeps serving the high quality suds that Aaron will be harmed. They wrote something about making him drink... BUDWEISER! AAAAAAUGH! These are clearly terrorists of the lowest sort. I will keep everyone informed, but trust me when I say we have to think of what Aaron would want. He would want us to drink great beer by the gallon, Dog Fish Head most likely. Be brave little Aaron, and we will keep drinking the good beer until you escape. I mean, until we rescue you. Cause we're working on that. We have meetings about it every night in your beer cellar. Very productive. |
Lord. This is what Dani sees crawling toward her on many a night. |
Alex forgot to shave his adams apple. |
ALLISON! She's a new face at the Revival, and it was nice to meet her. |
I thought I'd run a photo of Sarah where she isn't trying to shove her toes into
her mouth or something. |
Quiet words and pleading from her friends do nothing to stop Becky from repeatedly
bellowing "HEY CHECK OUT THESE CANS!" |
Billy is once again upset about you kids not staying out of his yard. |
Scott is one of the few people who is more calm on crack. |
BP |
Dark Phil can tell you, digging half a dozen holes in the dark can make you absolutely
exhausted. |
Anyone else think Brent might have a little Hobbit in him? A touch? |
Eric Is A Marine So he's a bad ass, and as far as I know he's also single. So, thank you Eric for your service to our country. And good luck dealing with the huge number of women folk who are going to launch themselves at your groin. |
Few people are as serious about their job as Dan, who checks the temperature of the
oil in the deep fryer with his pecker. |
He's got naturally wacky hair. |
Going to have to talk to this guy, see what he knows about Aaron. |
Since he's hanging out with Sarah, this is pretty much all you see him doing lately. |
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Doctor Thaddeus Clutch, H.C.E. |