TrolleyBUZZ January 22 2011

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What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for four glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

Minus 3 Degrees? Sounds like a description of my college years. (rimshot, collect that sweet sweet green and get the hell outa' here)

Let's Start The New Year Out Right With Fabulous Babes!

Let's see.  I am drawing a blank.  I know she said something about singing.  Um... I think I'm Babe-Stung.  I don't remember anything, and I'm all tingley all over.

This is Sandy.  She is trying to injure me with her beauty. Ow.

I just met Sarah last week, and she is delightful. I got to get her man up on stage at the Revival soon.

Megan struggles to stop an escape attempt. Don't laugh.  She suffers from an ailment science refers to as "Aggresive Hoots".  This battle for supremacy of her own body goes on constantly, and the sad truth is her tits usually win.  At least that's the way it seems to me, since she's always got them out punching you in the face with them.  I'm going to start wearing a goalie mask.  Oh, uh, sorry.  Let's get back to the web page.

It's called SRO - Standing Room Only. Another packed Thursday night at the Revival.  SEXY People as far as the eye can see.

Sully We're going to be seeing alot from him on this edition of the TrolleyBUZZ. It was his birthday, and that means shenanigans.

Scott Marshall!  Holy Crap. A long time contributor at the Revival, and he was back in town to play some songs for us.  If you ever want to what the coolest job in the world looks like, check out the photos on his page, which you can find by CLICKING RIGHT HERE!

VICTORY! Gentlemen, you may remove your headgear.

Danni is amused, as Jason has sent her his annual Photo of His Junk.

This is a photo of my Aunt Prangway. I post this in memory of her, and she has finally lost her long and painful battle with ugly.

No finer Player out there.  That's our pal Wes Tirey and his pal Ellie.  It is true, Players get all the best babes.

Bishop, explaining to a person trying to enter the Trolley that, no, being a UD Student does not mean you get in free, and that in fact being a UD Student could possibly mean that you are a dick.

I have no comment for this photo.

BRIDGET Beautiful, and up to something bad.

Here we see a bright red man in a bright red shirt, taking what we must assume is a bright red photo of Sarah, who was played a red hot set at the Revival.

Christian is not a man who is going to be impressed because your boobies are trying to escape.

My long time buddy Bart, and his lovely woman who goes by the name of Holly. (She has promised me that she has some friends who don't mind going on a date with someone who is scary looking)

Ladies, meet the Crunkster. He is full on Crunk, Crunkalicious and completely and totally CRUNKED OUT! He is CRUNK with CRUNK on the side and he is smothered in CRUNK SAUCE. And wow, man oh man, do we ever  wish we knew what CRUNK means! YEAH!  CRUNK!!

Two music experts stop by to sample the sounds.  I love playing that Johnny Cash for you.  See you soon guys.

Dave read somewhere that lotion gives you cancer.

It would be easier to explain this picure if you could see where his hand is.

A lovely young couple who have superb taste in web sites.

Caitlin wants you to know that, yes, she's looking like this on purpose to make you crazy.

RAY I think he should pay me for this. Good lord, it's like a Head Shot.

The movie star face of Corrine.

Two of my favorite people, fresh in from Cleveland. Doug and Julie.  Pretty easy to see why she's always smiling.

"Hello. Would you like to purchase from me a slightly used cheeseburger?"

And this is a performance art piece, called FART * SMILE * LICK

SORRY

Alot of people are unaware of Sully's long time roll as Rum Tum Tugger in the off-Broadway version of cats.

This one, he seems to be a good guy.

With Penix, you can get either model quality good looks, or BATSHIT CRAZY. The ladies seem to prefer BATSHIT.

A stern and unhappy Molly dares you to look at her obvious cleavage.

One tube of chapstick away from a perfect life...

There is always a mulling over period, during which a person decides when and how hard to punch Buck.

GRIFF Holla

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The sweetest.