TrolleyBUZZ January 30 2007

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Meet My Arch-Enemy - THE MIGHTY NOGGIN' Who better to take me on?  Who better to challenge my ultimate supremacy over the dominion of man?  He's weird, he's dangerous, and we've both got a head thing going on.  Perfect.  We're still hashing who is the actual "bad-guy" (it's him, trust me), but we're going to get everything squared away and then the real battle will begin.  I'm thinking we start the first big explosive conflict on opening day at the Dragons game.  He wants to fight at a hockey game to be named later.  See?  I told you he's the bad guy. CLICK HERE FOR PAGE TWO!

What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for four glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

No.  You Can't Be Me.  Sorry.

Aaron is pretty sure that hot "chick" he was just talking to was wearing Old Spice...

With Adam, you pretty much just roll with the mood swings and don't let him near any glass.

On the left, the beautiful Alaina.  On the right, a man they call "Goose".  And if you look hard and long at the tragedy in Alaina's face, and her constantly clenched buttcheeks, you can probably guess why.

So.  Here we are.  This is Andy.  Beside him?  That's Mandy. Andy and Mandy.  And they're both cute as well. I want to shoot myself.

Occasionally Megan's friends unscrew her head to let the gasses escape.  P U.

This is Sarah.  She is an actress.  Right now, for instance, she is acting like she is not scared that my enormous head might fall upon her and kill her.

AARON knows that if displays the slightest sign of weakness, that the boogiemen will come right out from under that table and steal his stubble.

If Rubes isn't the girl of your dreams?  Well, you just have crappy dreams.

It has been mentioned among her friends, and there is pretty much full agreement that Ashley's gotten a little too deep with the whole "Popeye" obsession.

BEER LOVE

Corri's enthusiasm for a nice snapshot has once again resulted in headbutt for Liz.

Ladies and Gentleman, MC JERRY LEWIS.

The Man, The Legend, THE ZACH.

Brain believes that he can harden a woman's nipples at 20 yards with the power of his mind.

It is now madated by law that Deacon wear a shirt with an illiminated SEXY meter at all times.

While scalding HOT, it appears that something has gone wrong with her neck.

El Jeffe And His Bride!

Not buying it.  Not even sure what it is, but not buying it.

TA wants all you ladies to know that he loves you deeply, and he is going to extend his hours in the Spring to better accomodate your every need.

Don't make fun of the hat.  Brent made the hat himself.  Knitted it out of shredded wheat.  Don't make fun of the fucking HAT.

"BEWARE REVEREND DAVE!" "Your days are numbered!  I am The MIGHTY NOGGIN', and I have you in my SIGHTS!  And I strongly object to my alternate behavioral approach and lifestyle choices being invalidated and devalued and labeled evil." "I OBJECT!"

Chastity has great taste in web sites.

Making Love To You With His EYES.

Yes, they are very impressive.

Wow.  Guys got some weird hair.  Looks like arial photographs of a hurricaine.

Jarrah is certainly looking lovely.

OUCH. My SEXY detector just broke!  It's Jennifer!