TrolleyBUZZ July 25 2007

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What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for four glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

It's Summer, It's Thursday Night, Where Else Do You Think You Need To Be? No where.  Just get your behind into the Trolley for the Revival and see why, in the words of Winston Churchill, "This ya' party is BOOMIN!"

Ah!  Christina.  Here we see a fine example of the Fabulous Babe.  As you will notice from the rest of the web site, there are more fabulous babes per square foot at The Revival than anywhere else in the world.  And, Christina is also very nice.  Right on.

Amy was at the show, being... Fabulous.  She's a new face, and I hope we see more of her.

This is Alison.  She is a singer, and hottie, and checks in at just over seven feet tall.  Oddly, she has size 4 shoes, making her unable to play any form of basketball.

Another new face, the lovely Kristin.  She was really cool, but her friend Mandy was a butthole.  Come see us again Kristin!

Alden's status as a stud will never stop him from whipping out his life's love - JAZZ HANDS.

SEE? Players get all the best babes.  Here is AJ, with Karen, for example.

Certainly one of the most swell people I've met, Amanda.  Not only a Fabulous Babe, she also was tolerant of my post-show, wired to the teeth babbling.  Wait... Saint Amanda? I THINK SO!

JAKE You may run into this gent down at the Night Owl.  If you see him, say howdy.

"Psst... wanna' buy an exploding puppy?" Boorman Cruntz Bad Product Spokesman I must say that the response to my last appearence was greeted with the same enthusiasm as always.  The great thing about modern marketing is that it's almost totally unregulated.  So I can, literally, say anything about the products I sell.  What's up this week?  How about... Talking Condoms?  THAT'S RIGHT!  They TALK!  So far all they can say is "Woof Woof Big Boy", but we're working on the technology.  A small issue with "sparking and sudden fire" is also being hashed out.  Nevermind that, I'M SELLIN' EM'!  We've also got a sleaveless T-Shirt with a built in chip that makes you want fight with your wife and the police.  But the big one, the one I'm proud of, is our plan to sell you your own poop.  I can't give you the details.  Suffice to say that you're one e-mail/MySpace hoax away from spending money to purchase your own turds.  And get this - you will think you NEED them. I love my job. This Has Been A Message From Boorman Cruntz Bad Product Spokesman

Angela told me that she thought my giant head was frightening.  I didn't ask or anything.  She just offered it up.  Gee.  Thanks Angela.

Andrea gives Ben a smooch, and he reacts by turning into a young Jack Nicholson.

Stunning.  What can I say?  Absolutely beautiful.  And I suspect she's smart too.  So, probably not going to talk to me, in that case. ASHLEY

This is Matt.  He's a great sport.  I used to do these bits on here, about how he was a porn star, and he would be in a movie called, like, "Harry Pooter and The Order Of The Penis".  As far as I know he never got mad or anything.  He's a good guy.

Tia opens things with her nose.

Damion is super into the devil.

NASA uses his perfectly round skull to calibrate instruments.

This is Angela and Nate.  They almost look like that photo of Andrea and Ben. Creepy.

Smacked his head on a beehive.

Emily tried to suck a bald spot on Scott's head.

No one has ever accused Bishop of being subtle.

Hot. Very hot. OUCH.

Becky has a truck full of dead clowns at the foot of her bed.

WALTER Single.

Dave Bond Male Model

Here's a nice shot of Andy and Jason.  Without getting preachy, I suspect these two young men may well have been DRINKING!

I thought I'd post something with a little class for a change.  You know.  Arty.  I call this... Emily's Classy Hooters That is SO... classy!  The use of light and shadow is sublime.

And here is Andy and Jay, and apparently Andy is quite the social butterfly.

WHA?

Christine is so lava-hot that she can eat a cracker sexy.  Impressive.

We'll see more of these two later.  I do not remember their names, but one of them claimed to be working for company that strangles poultry.