Reverend Dave Acoustic Revival Trolley Stop TrolleyBUZZ

TrolleyBUZZ July 24 2009

What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival. It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for seven glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating. It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into to much trouble.

Yes. I have updated the site again. Open a skate rental in hell.
Well, here we are. As this... "event" approaches its eight year, I am findng it difficult to get new editions of your TrolleyBUZZ done. The reasons? Hey, who cares? Things change in life, and as yet my "Magic Time Stretcher 5400"(tm) only works on the dog. I did get a new camera a few weeks ago, as my old Canon Powershot finally died. My new camera stands over its grave and laughs. Anyway, I'm going to make a real effort to do more work here, but the once a week update might be a thing of the past. Hopefully the bi-annual update won't become the norm either. But there is very important news!

TROLLYSTOCK - 10 Hours Of Peace And Music
August 9th at the Trolly Stop - $10 Cover, All Proceeds To Support The Dayton Peach Museum.
The Event Starts At 12Noon and Ends at 10:00
Including Musical Contributions By
ME, The Elderly Brothers, Eric Loy, The Low Down Rounders, Joe Anderl, and more, as well as
Rob Haney from Wiley's Comedy Club, and a belly dancer named Bronwen.
This is a great cause, and you can see that it will be a major hoot. Come and hang out with us, and NO FIGHTING.

Let's See What You CrAzY pANts Types Have Been Up To...

ADDY!
Who I have known lo these many years. Oddly she appears to be getting younger and more attractive.
What an asshole!

She is DELICIOUS.
(it's worth noting that, though she is very beautiful, seconds after this photo was taken she very nearly knocked one of her friends unconcious with a brutal, though accidental, headbutt)

This is Alexis. She is only more attractive in person, so you hater types who always revert to "she probably has no personality" are screwed.

Someone once told Dana she had a hot upper torso and now she literally won't wear anything that covers it. Upper torso?

Whenever Katie's hair turns out bad, she just runs around yelling at everyone to check out her boobs. Katie's hair turns out bad quite a bit, apparently.

Chris + Chris like pretty + Ellie pretty = OH BOY!
MAN MATH

While waiting for the restroom, he keeps an eagle eye on his nachos. Cause, nobody better be stealin' his fucking nachos, man.

ANNA HAD A BABY!
And that's a cell phone shot of it there below. Hmmm... I don't know. I can't put my finger on it, but I just don't trust that baby.

Andrea is sort of attractive I guess, but I bet I'm not the only guy who worries that she might bite me.

As mentioned in a previous goofy caption, this is the poor soul who got a vicious headbutt. She's taking it pretty well.

Another face from long ago, my Nikki. That's her on the left, and she once made me cupcakes. On the right, a very nice person who was pretty, and it made me nervous, so I forgot her name.

He has never been one to take advice, and that trait has not changed when it comes to advise about wearing the same size of underpants as he did in grade school.

HELL YES BART IS HAPPY.
Dammit.

If you ever want to know, Bishop can give you all the details about what makes a "Bad Fart".

He just got the CALL! He's going to be on the new show,
"America Is Bald With But With A Small Amount Of Questionable Facial Hair!"

Candace has butter in her hair. Again.

Sweet, petite, and beautiful.
It would probably surprise you to know she is in fact the Dayton Strangler.
(weekends only)

MAKE NO MISTAKE
Clara will use her boobs to hurt you.

This gentleman has just realized that the small hairy man crawling around under his table is actually a small hairy woman. Hmm.

Good lord. How did that sweet innocent girl get in here? Get her out!
GET HERE OUT!!!

Going to drop a little tough love here - Darren has become pretty lazy about what's going on with his nipples. Just saying.

Believe it or not, these two people are related.

They sit up front, and they clap when I play.
I love these two peeps. I am going to work out a "pretend to throw money" scheme with them.