TrolleyBUZZ June 05 2010

PAGE 1 OF 2

What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for four glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

BIG PARTY FOR PEACE! June 26th AT THE TROLLEY STOP! Sorry for the enormous font, but numerous studies show that you people simply don't see anything unless it's brightly colored, gigantic, and less than seven inches from your face.  Now, I realize it is pretty much completely impossible to locate a human being who is actually against Peace, except like, Hitler.  But Peace is still pretty good.  And now it's going to have a MUSEUM, right here in Dayton.  And in support of this there is a junbo style party happening on June 26th at the Trolley Stop, in case you didn't see the gargantuan headline.  It goes from 2:00 to 2:00, that's pm to am, and that is a stupid amount of the Peace and Entertainment for the $10 entrance fee.  So by all means come to the show.  I'll be going on around 3:00, but you can pretty much show up anytime at get some sharp jams.  And you don't have to come.  So don't, but understand... If you don't come it will mean you are AGAINST PEACE, Like HITLER

...and now, back the usual regularly scheduled bullshit...

Let's start this edition of the TrolleyBUZZ off right! Here you see the rare and stunning Classy Babes, these two always come to the Big Show lookng shockingly lovely.  I keep thinking they must be lost.  But no!  They just know they know how to look SPICY.  Way to be SEXY, girls.

Becky's level of enthusiam has apparently given me a visible brain tumor.

MEET THE NEW FACE OF CRAZY Hi there.  You know, for many years CRAZY has been given a bad name.  Being associated with people like Charles Mason, Various Terrorists, and Al Gore have left a very bad public perception of those the media and society thoughtlessly label CRAZY.  On this web site your going to meet some of these so called CRAZY people.  They are your neighbors, your friends, your elected officials, and your college professors.  Especially professors.  I mean, woah.  Some of them actually make us uncomfortable.  Anyway, please take the time and have the tolerence to learn about the CRAZY during your viewing of this web site.  And now, I'm going to run pantless through the streets because weevils in my cereal spelled out the word "Bazbo" in my milk, and I have stop the coming ice age. I AM LOUD AND PROUD AND FLAPPING BATSHIT CRAZY! GET USED TO SHEEP!

Still pretty pissed about the passage of the "Must Wear Underpants With Your Kilt" ordinance.  FACISTS!

I normally would mention something here about how this Megan is actually a bright, beautful, funny person.  But that would be a lie.  What you're looking at here?  This?  This is pretty much what you get.  Obviously I was unaware we were doing "Full Blown Stooge Goofy" for this particular photo.

KARAN The person who has played longer than pretty much anyone at the Revival.  He has come into his own, and is a realized song writer and musician.  He's working on an album, and I bet it's really good.

This is Gidget. I am entirely overwhelmed. In a good way.

This isn't real. It's not actually a photo on this web site, and you're not seeing it.  In fact it is an image from a dream I had, in which a guy from the future comes to the present to warn me that I've put my underpants in the dryer on high heat, and it's going to make them too tight.

I'm going to leave this completely alone.  Nope.  Not writing anything.

Too bad about this.  Lovely girl. Time to do something about Jason's "nipping" of people. He "nipped" her right in the artery.

He wants to talk.  To you. You know. About... the SEXING.

One of the commonly misconceptions about the Amish is that they don't use tools. This guy uses his tool all the time.  Really.  ALL the time.

And this is John Spoiler of Women!

Rebecca

... awww.  They like each other.  They're SO CUTE!

No shit, you will not find two more dangerous people outside a Ex-Max Security Federal Prison.

She is beautiful. What? That's it, yes. I can't make a fucking joke about every single picture.  Get your own web site.

There's Crystal.

DELICIOUS DILEMMA!

If you can afford the numerous lawsuits, you really cannot do better for a bodyguard than BP.

ALEX Rocking out.  Bringing the METAL!

Jeremy And Emily They came from Detroit and stopped by and really played two excellent sets.  Anytime you end up with fans when you start out with strangers you know you're on to something.  These fine peeps accomplished just that.  Good having you both at the Big Show.

GRRRRRR... SEXY!

FABULOUS BABES EQUAL MASSIVE RATINGS! Thanks to you, Fabulous Babes.

Janet smiles so hard that sometimes she cracks her teeth.

Genius Joe wants to remind you that all the kind of nerdy dudes you've picked on during high school now own the companies you work for.  RIGHT ON GENIUS JOE.

More of this.  Because, DAMN, you cannot get too much OF THIS.

AL HOLBROOK Al is just badass, in pretty much every way you can think of.  He can light you up with his songs, his playing, his singing, his presence.  Really just as good as it gets.

DON'T FORGET JUNE 26TH AT THE TROLLEY 2 until 2 - Big Party.  PEACE. BE THERE!

CLICK HERE TO GO TO PAGE TWO. DO IT!  YOU'LL LIKE IT.

The Bishop smells weasel.