TrolleyBUZZ  June 27 2006

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What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for four glorious years.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

FOR FIVE YEARS THE PARTY HAS BEEN SEXY... NOW IT'S TIME TO TURN IT UP! I can't really think of any way to do this however, so until I can come up something we'll just go ahead and do the same old stuff.

Aaron just found some gum.

AMANDA! This is the sister of our beloved Trolley Stop Cover Boy, Jason.  Apparently this good looking thing runs in the family.

Here's a nice shot of the beautiful Brooke and some evil looking tired guy.

AMAZO KNEW! Somehow through his amazing powers AMAZO knew that there'd be smoking hot babes in low cut tops at The Revival!  HOW?  HOW DOES HE DO IT?  HE IS AMAZO!

Sarah's beauty and close proximity to Reggie makes him feel manly and smug.

Meet April! She's the new babe working at The Trolley Stop, and she is courageous enough to take on The Acoustic Revival on Thursdays.  Folks, LEAVE HER A GIANT TIP!  Don't be a WEENER!

Hehe, Megan's hand smells like a sneaker.

Wow. This is the scaldin', smokin', sizzlin', flamin', burnin' HOT SUZIE!

Sarah makes the exact same face, even when there is phony lesbian stuff going on.

Another equally fabulous Suzy, but this one can sing too!

Lest anyone not notice, BECKY HAS GREAT BOOBS TOO! (thanks for reminding everyone baby)

Jessica looks to heaven and thanks the Sweet Baby Jesus for her amazing cans.

Trolley Stop Cover Boy Jason, helping me prove that I DO put good looking guys on the site.  There.  Look at him.  Dammit.

And here's Walter, also a handsome guy according to my female sources.  So no more e-mail complaining I don't put guys on the web site.  They're just hard to find sometimes.

Willis Costello

Brad, looking all movie star and cool.  NICE.

This guy should be on a cop show.

Brandy is amused.

A nice shot of Bridget and Jessica, like two sexy bookends.

Caitlin has sat upon my hand.

I don't know what, but Cindy is definately up to something.

When You See The Camera... RELAX AND SMILE!

While very attractive, this young lady has a problem getting her photo taken.

To help her relax she has one of her pals smack her face repeatedly.

That hurt.  But it did not get the job done.  As you can see in this shot she is still pent up.

Next she tries punching herself as hard as she can.

Wow.  Wow.  That really hurt.  And again, it didn't work.

In the end, she should have just smiled.  Simple and painless.

When you see the man with the giant head and a camera, SMILE!  Make a wacky face.  Reveal your belly button.  But most of all be yourself. CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF YOU GUYS BEING YOURSELVES! PAGE TWO!

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