TrolleyBUZZ May 13 2008

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Thanks to Rachel for hooking me up with my long lost buddy Phil the other night.  Also, yes I know I need a haircut.  Just drop it. CLICK HERE FOR PAGE TWO - THERE'S MUFFINS! GO TO PAGE TWO!

What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for four glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

The Big Show Lots of imitators.  LOTS.  Plenty of haters, but they can't be me.  Many parties, only one Revival.  Only one. There's nowhere else you need to be.  Be the funky.

Kaitlin was at the show wearing fourteen inch heels.  Stilts are so The SEXY.

After a hot sticky night behind the bar, Jason is very disappointed by the poor durability of edible undies.

Josh was dragged into the utility closet by several women and "manlested".  I thought, wow, this would be good for the website.

Kate is another fine example of a "Trottie" - A hottie who hangs at the Trolley Stop.  See, I made that up.  I am an idea man.

If you're down to the Bonefish Grill, stop in and say howdy to my pal McDreamy.  Well, his actual name is Derrick.  Women call him McDreamy.  Why?  Only one way to find out ladies...

My pal Rachel.  What a pal.

OUCH Oh man.  See this?  A fabulous babe.  And there are tons of them at the big show.  You should really plan on being at the Revival on Thursday nights.  There's also cute guys, but I am not really qualified to make a judgement on that.

Finds shaving too "fancy".

Undaunted by several massive failures on broadway, Trent begins work on his next project, an adaptation of a classic musical, called "Trentlahoma".

Ever notice how, after awhile, couples start to look like each other?

Ok.  Well.  Um, you tell me.  No idea. Sam and Robin, involved in something wrong.

Awww...

Oh boy!  The weather's getting warmer and that means it's "See Through Shirt" season for Becky. YES!

You can tell how much Brad has had to drink by how closed his eyes are, and how big his smile is. And Brad is fucked UP.

Happy Birthday CHANCE! He is a fine musician and an all around wacky guy, and we all say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to him. Way to not get killed again!

Mad about not getting a role in "Trentlahoma".

A human head designed by Jim Henson.

God quietly reminds Chris that he promised to behave.

In his first appearence on the wed site, Matt brings the GOOFY. Nice.

Here's another excellent head size comparison.  Rachel's head is the normal human sized head.  Mine is the one that looks like a busted meat locker.