TrolleyBUZZ November 09 2010 |
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What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated
to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an
event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival. It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for NINE glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating. It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble. Well, not too much trouble... |
Back In The Saddle - NINE YEARS OF REVIVAL! I have struck again, one of the LARGEST TROLLEYBUZZ PAGES EVER Where to begin? I have been not doing this for a few months. Now, I am doing it, again. There are a number of reasons for this. I will not get into the specifics of these, save to offer that occasionally life just walks up with a smile and hauls back and punches you right in the face. Now. Look at photos with goofy captions and laugh. This thing is enormous, and it features a couple of hundred photos. OUCH. |
A TrolleyBUZZ Tradition - FABULOUS BABES I have always claimed that for some reason there a ridiculously high numbers of extremely attractive females that frequent the Revival on Thursdays. Here we see further evidence of this fact. That's the lovely (but looney) Ellie, and Beth who is a sweetie, and the wonderful and kind Clair. Another great tradition is me making jokes on this page, but at the moment I'm just sort of sitting here staring at the beauty... |
Ellie |
Beth |
Clair |
Here we see the wirey and dangerous Grady Bagwell. Grady teaches rock climbing at Urban Crag, a fine climbing facility located right in the Oregon District. You can go
to their web site by making a clicky HERE. Head down and see Grady, and be sure to ask about the special climbing harness
that made my already huge groin region look even more impressive. |
Look! More fabulous babes! It's like a plague of hottness. |
I certainly have spent alot of time in the same room as these two people. |
Beth was at the Big Show, hanging out, being swell. |
"Have You Met My Buddy, Beer?" "Sometimes I talk to him, other times, he talks to me. We get along great. Usually he says that I should have another beer. He sure does like to talk to me..." |
Heather keeps forcing people to smell the spot where the dog sat on her head. |
HI. |
More people I have known for a very long time. |
There is a whole lot going on in this photo, but I have to say the thing that really caught my eye was the chick with the Hitler Mustache. |
"Any of you ladies need a ride?" |
Few things attract the opposite sex like a carefully turned, fur-bearing man ankle,
wrapped in delicate men's hosiery. |
I for one would love a nice hug. |
John is a little more orange than usual. |
LOVE HIS HAIR! |
AUSTIN - GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS The GOOD NEWS is that when Austin was built they included an off switch. The BAD NEWS is that the off switch is located deep within a booger encrusted nasal passage. |
Equipped with his beer powered inviso-glasses, Josh can now see right through your
clothing. |
Kim, oh Kim. Your eyelashes are tentacles of love. |
On his way to the show tonight, Justin fell asleep with his head outside the car
window... |
Two of these people are having a great time at the Big Show. One of them is
trying to be sexy. |
Kelly and Heather, out to help celebrate Aaron's birthday, and behaving pretty well
all things considered. |
All the SEXY People hang at the Revival. |
Hey, there she is again! It's Sandy. This time with Chris, who is distracted
by a man on the Food Network who is attempting to eat a live Elephant Seal. |
BIRTHDAY GIRL! That's Sara there in the back, and Katie on the right, and it's Tonesha in the middle, and it is her BIRTHDAY! And that's Adrienne there on the right. These peeps know how to party! |
After a really big meal, his stomach growls sound like the Star Spangled Banner. |
Roslyn and Ashley exchange a quick headbutt. |
Jamie would drink a barrel full of mule piss if it had a lime in it. |
Shanae... grrrrr |
There is a man, called Pickles. Over the years I have tried to photograph him, no no avail. Here we see Mike attempting to "wrangle" Pickles that I might get a shot of him, but no, all we manage to capture it a defiant middle finger. I will get you Pickles. I will get your picture... PICKLES!!! |
Rae and Frank |
BABES |
Maria, once again in public in her underwear. |
Working out the details... how can he fry a bag of Cheetos? |
Ok, well there's Sandy again. And the SEXY MAN. His enthusiasm is chilling. |
Though small in stature, years of being an iron miner have left Pat with a body as
powerful as sculpted steel. |
Pretty worried that some nut will discover he's learned how to fry a bag of Cheetos. |
My buds Patrick and Evan, who dig the heavy stuff. I need to learn some 5 Finger
Death Punch! |
Ladies... meet two goofballs, who are thinkng about your boobs. |
If Chris Buck ever dares you to stick out your tongue and turn your back, DO NOT
DO IT. |
Holy shit, there's Sandy again, and SEXY MAN, and some attractive woman is apparently forcing them to smell each other. |
MATT FINDS OUT THAT SULLY TASTES LIKE A BIG PINK PIXIE STICK! |
This man is a magician of extraordinary skill. See? He made that beautiful girl appear! |
So, it was Bishop's birthday. Yep. He made it through another year.
Some people lost money on this one... |
Captain Pinchy is BACK! As this man is discovering, there is a reason they call him Captain Pinchy. Even as this photo was snapped, he is getting the living shit pinched out of him. Thus the name. Captain Pinchy. See, the pinching is why they call him that, because he pinches you. Really hard. So. Captain Pinchy. |