TrolleyBUZZ October 31 2007

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What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for four glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

WHAT IS IT?  WHAT THE HELL IS IT? Read This Well, it's a very special night if your SEXY enough to love the Best Beer In The World. On Thursday November 8th there is a special event at the Acoustic Revival.  My friend The Beervangelist (um... Aaron) is going to be bringing the big guns. It's SHMALTZ BREWING COMPANY HEBREW NIGHT!  Why do you care?  Because you are a Hottie or a Playboy, and you know life is about taking the best for yourself.  The Shamltz Brewing Company is recognized all over the world as one of the best, and Aaron The Beervangelist is bringing their magical brew to the Trolley for the Revival.  Two of the world's best beers - Jewbelation and Bittersweet Lenny Bruce Rye IPA - will be on tap, and the spectacular Genesis and Messiah will both be available in bottles, as well as the very unique Origin Pomegranate.  We're also going to get a visit from Jeremy Cowan, the great head beerman and muckety muck from Shmaltz. Great beer is a reason to live.  Be at the Revival for Hebrew Night. As Reverend Dave Says... "Awwww... Why Don't You Drink A GOOD BEER!?!"

Working at the Trolley is this man's only job. LEAVE HIM A BIG TIP DAMMIT.

Joe is surprised to find out that he's good looking.

JOE AND MATT - MEN AMONG MEN They stayed all the way to end of the night, and clapped for me when I played music, and were nice to me.  And when it's 2:00 AM and you're sweaty and tired and some dick is yelling at you cause you refuse to "Do a fucking DOO-ET" it's great to have an audience.  So thanks guys.  You rule. Hot chicks, have the sex with both of them now.

The very beautiful Allison, who feels that she has a monument sized forehead.  They're called BANGS.  Look into that.

Amanda, who is very chipper and cheerful in spite of the fact that, as a baby, she was fed with a fly swatter.

Joshua tries to use the powers of his mind to make a beer appear in his hand.  Didn't work.  He pee'd a little bit.

Here is our professional hottie Kristin and her pal Sara, and it's Sara's birthday.  So... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SARA!

Maria continues to stretch the limits of what decent people would call courtship.

Not Amy's best shot.  Sorry fans, she was in a hurry and had apparently just stuffed her purse with crackers.

Scot, who I like to call Scooter, shown here in his halloween costume, Skinny Frankenstein.

Cynthia is keeping track of how many times you go to the bathroom.

The Deacon He plays Angry Air Guitar.  HE'S MAD AT THE AIR!

FLETCH WILL TELL YOU It is possible to be exhausted by eating too much fiber.

This man is an expert.  He thinks you need a beer.  What?  You going to argue with an expert?

Jamie's Back Some of you may remember my body guard, Jaimie.  He is a hard core, bone cracking brother, and he and I have busted a lot of teeth together over the years.  I like him because he has a sense of humor about his violence, and so do I, so we can have a good laugh together while we're breaking down four or five loudmouth punks.  Like the time he stood on this big dude's feet when he slugged him, and the dude fell back and hit the ground, and then bounced back up, and then Jamie cracked him again.  Good times!  So, Jamie's back.  Watch your mouth.

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