TrolleyBUZZ September 13 2009

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THIS IS ANDY. I need to talk to him. Nevermind why, I just do.  Nosy. So if you know Andy, and you could mention to him that I need to have a word with him, that would be groovy. Just direct him to the web site and he can send me an e-mail here - www.revdavelive@yahoo.com - If you're reading this Andy, get ahold of me when you get a chance buddy. The goose has stolen the pillow. I repeat, the goose has stolen the pillow. You know. CLICK HERE FOR PAGE TWO

What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for seven glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into to much trouble.

Miss The Show - Miss The Fun! Don't be the goofball who gets to listen to the stories, come out the Big Show! It's the Revival baby, and it's all the shinanigans you need (or can stand, probably).

Well, let's see.  That's Kelly and me. First, this is another excellent study that helps establish a scientific comparison between a normal human head and my obscenely huge man-noggin.  Also, Kelly is clearly very very beautiful.  And I have the most devine green eyes.  Finally, Kelly didn't mind squishing up next to a very sweaty Reverend Dave, post performance.  Brave girl.

Joe tries to convince Heather's boobs to dump her and start going out with him.

Can you believe that Michel considered not being on the web site?  Look at that face!

Happy B-Day JILL! Always fabulous, and it's her birthday.  Stay hot you saucy vixen.

Joni is only now discovering the problems Angie has with over-aggressive dancing.

Kat, who has amazing teeth.

LIKE A MOOSE This man is hung like a moose.  Just saying.

The most lovely girl in the world pretends to tap herself on the shoulder so she can turn and tell herself how lovely she is.  Dana is... lovely.

Maria, who just went ahead and smiled like a normal person when I took her photo instead of crapping herself or accusing me of putting the picture on a porn site.  Yep.  It's a new thing.  Fully clothed no-sex porn.  Wahoo.

Apparently everyone Emma hangs out with is as hot as she is.  I feel the irrational need to bark at them. *woof*

Angie demonstrates the "Over Smile", made more horrifying by her nudity.

Can lick his eyebrows.

Sara and Tasia, looking very nice.

This Week's MYSTERY CANS! This week, we have these.  Winners get hockey tickets and a water bottle that says "Thirsty" on it.

Duelin' Eyebrows

The entrancing Stephanie, and the wooly and disturbing Captain Pinchy.

Meet Nicole.  She's a peach.  She also can bench press like, 800 pounds, which is frankly fucking weird.

Too Good Looking That's Jessica and Elijah.  And they are Too Good Looking. Not to mention they're sitting together, which really doubles up on the already overwhelming attractiveness.  As stated in the rules of the Revival, people who are Too Good Looking will be subjected to a penalty of my choosing.  In this case, both of them will be held down and we will crazy glue long stringy "Bandito" style mustaches to their upper lips.  This should make the rest of us feel much better, and also raise the self-esteem of various banditos in the area.

Thinking of strangling you, and using your flesh as a raincoat.

Mel, singing a well deserved ode of admiration to her spectacular cleavage.

Awwww. A very nice photo of the very talented Nick Mitchell, and his very wonderful babe, Pam.

"HI!  I am Ray Carbunkle, INSANE DENTIST!" "Sure, dentists have sort of a boring rep. And you're probably tired of the same old boring visits to snoreville when you get your pearlies worked on. Well be bored no more! Come on in to Ray's and see the INSANE difference!  Where else can you go and have you gums scraped with finger nails? Your teeth drilled with MY TEETH? We floss with a flaming band-saw! Our nurses are smoking hot and they have pierced EVERYTHING! You won't give a damn about your choppers when we make you ride one of our choppers as we clean your fucking TEETH!  POW! Come on down! Walk In guests welcome!"

The Amazing Stephanie! Um... that's it.  Pretty much. With the "amazing" in her name I think we all thought she was going to do something. A few seconds after this photo was taken she did fart pretty loud.  Not really that amazing as it turns out.  I'll let you know if she farts again.

Q. He is the one they call Q.  Q is his name. Don't fuck around.

Here's a nice shot of Jodi, Mickey, and Angie, further proof that at the Trolley Stop fabulous babes run in packs.

WALT! He hasn't been around in a while, but he apparently got better looking while he was away.

Emma likes the brew, and she likes it so much she won't put the brew down to point.

Worst Group Photo Ever Tried to take a shot of all these knotheads together, and it was impossible. They just milled about!  I didn't even get the name of the tall guy in the back.  And Steph just plopped herself in front of everyone. No points!  No points for you!

I said, "do something sexy", and he immediately began to fuck this table.  What is this dude up to at home?

Seconds aways from turning into a full blown wolfman.

The stunning Heather. Combs her hair with lard.

Andy may be nuts, but it's a good kind of nuts.