TrolleyBUZZ September 27 2006

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What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for four glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

In Spite Of All That Has Happened Before... I think this one might be ok.

One of many nice photos of Amy.

It's good to see a date where the girl being a foot taller than the guy isn't a problem.  Such is the case with Brian and Kristi.

The mind-numbingly hot Emily, showing why her first two husbands killed themselves when she left them.

Justin.  You will see him at the Trolley busting his ass to make you comfy.  Respect.

Fame has made Heather a little tense... you know, jumpy.

Jamie ponders - Will his bedframe support the weight of these three lovely young ladies...?

Hey, it's our buddy Ally and a woman she claims to be her ma, however unlikely that seems.

MIKE That's all you need to know.

Oh... it's Amy again.  Apparently she's going to be doing costume changes.

Uh oh. Hound Dog John's zipper is busted again.  Poor Alden.

While hot overall, Sara is wearing men's big boy underpants.

ANDREA! She's stepping into the storm and we're glad to have her.  She your new server at The Acoustic Revival!  Waahoo!  So... be nice or else, and make sure and leave a very nice tip... LEAVE A TIP, DON'T BE A WEENER!

Scott is once again up way past his bedtime.  Bad little man!

Look at this.  It's a fabulous Sarah.  She was very nice.  And as you can see, beautiful.

I have known Anna and Alden for a long time.  And it's always so good to see them, they are my pals.

Well, ash here is obviously up to absolutely NO GOOD.

Hi There! My name is MARK! And I want to SELL YOU MY BALLS!

Been a while Becca!  Good to see you again and thanks for bringing your buddy.

Wendy... looks to me like she's putting a curse on you! LOOK AWAY!

Erica, Melissa, and Jen... The Cute Stooges! (oh that was sooo lame...)

Did someone request a large order of 100% grade A BEEF?

No one was more surprised than Bryan to discover that some people simply HATE the piano.

Becky's eyes are going to eat me...

I am positive that I'm spelling Brittney's name wrong!

The stunning BETH, who knows exactly what she's doing to you.

Sometimes Brian's inner child comes out, and he makes a bit of a poop.

ASHLEY She will only break your heart, and you will love it.

If Shawna wanted me any work I'd have to wrap my junk in a duffle bag.  And baby, I want you too.  See how she looks at me?  GRRRR.

You wonder why I put so many shots of Kristin up here? PLEASE.