TrolleyBUZZ September 03 2009

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What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  It's a singer and songwriter showcase and it's been running at full steam for eight glorious years. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show OFF stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into to much trouble.

The delightful Ashley, who may be the only person in the last 5 years to hear my whole song list.

Crap.  I don't feel funny. Well.  A little bit, around the middle.

Deanna makes the risky choice to go out in public with hard no shirt on.  Hopefully nothing bad will happen.

Welcome back to another exciting edition of Chris Buck Beats His Own Ass! The week Chris really gets into it, and just really beats the shit out of himself. And in a shocking surprise ending tries to set himself on fire!

You can glean alot from a photo. For instance, here you can pretty much tell who won't be able to find their pants in the morning.

Ryan brought his lovely mother out to the Big Show so she could see him play, but she ended up getting thrown out for fighting.

New For Christmas! HALF MAN HALF PUPPY! He's not spayed ladies!

Here we see a really cute Wacky Girl.  This particular Wacky Girl was really wacky. We'll be seeing more from her later.

Many people actually find Michelle's two-handed ass grabbing very charming.

HI

"... oh look, someone's dropped this huge condom... is it yours?"

HOTTIES. Two of them.  Right there.

I seem that no one can keep their hands off Frank since he started smearing himself with bacon.

Those two fingers are all he uses to shave.

He has become a MAN-CICLE!

My beautiful Kat, shown here displaying MAXIMUM FOREHEAD.

Lindsey!

"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, LLLL-ADIES?"

Oh SHIT! Old man Maddox has come down to the Trolley to yell at these damn kids!

Andrea, who you will have to agree looks very nice indeed.

HA. Finally got one of her smiling. I should have dropped trou' years ago!

Looks like someone is still bucking for that Lucky Charms commercial.

Michael - my attorney - who has advised me to not hang out with any of you until you sign a complex waiver.

MOVIE STAR GOOD LOOKS

Yep.  Tex thinks you're funny looking too.

Uh oh.  Not Wacky.  I hope we're not going to be disappointed.

Well.  I've tried. I cannot come up with any caption for this that wouldn't get me sued.  Make up your own.

Kabecca reacts to her Man-Cicle Aftertaste.

A Quick Note To The Hot Blonde Chick Who Was Talking To Sully Thursday - Your Voice Gave Him A Brain Tumor.  Don't Expect A Call. Hey, peace and love and all that, but seriously, he's going to get an MRI Friday.  Your voice sounded like a machine that saws frozen hogs in half.  Sorry.  Honesty here. More On Page Two CLICKY CLICKY!

Sully considers plucking out one of his eyes.